JAWS: The Very Unauthorized Musical Parody

Sun. Oct 18, 2026 at 2:00pm EDT
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JAWS: The Very Unauthorized Musical Parody

Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the Beech (man) ...


“JAWS: The (Very Unauthorized) Musical!” is an over-the-top love story where a shark falls in love with a woman, people get eaten, and marine biologists break into song. Perfect for both the film’s fin-attics and newcomers of all ages.


This high-energy spoof features fast-paced comic lunacy and catchy songs like “Fishing the Great White Way,” “At Night He Swims Home To Me,” and “When A Shark Attacked My Heart.”


“A deliriously funny send up…the world seems to be a better place with this musical parody in it.” 
- John Soltes, Hollywood Soapbox


Book, Music, Lyrics & Direction by Wayne Henry 
with Additional Material by David Citron & Evie Apple
Music Director: David Citron


The cast includes burlesque darling Evie Apple as “Mayor Vaughn,” musical theatre powerhouse and "Laura Loves NY" creator Laura Daniel as the love-lorn “Sally”, stand-up comics Suzanne Stein and Natty Bumpercar as “Quint” and “Chief Brody”, and the show’s writer Wayne Henry as “Hooper.” Musical improviser Cat London doubles as an overlooked reporter and ill-fated ice cream man. Alvin Urbano makes his stage debut and actor/singer Robbie Stevens plays “Dennis.” 

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1:00 - General Admission + More Details $25.00 + $5.00 Service Fee $30.00
1:15 - General Admission + More Details $25.00 + $5.00 Service Fee $30.00
1:30 - General Admission + More Details $25.00 + $5.00 Service Fee $30.00
1:45 - General Admission + More Details $25.00 + $5.00 Service Fee $30.00
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Laurie Beechman Theater 407 West 42nd Street
New York, NY 10036
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